Me: WHEN I WAS

Dad: what

Me: A YOUNG BOY

Dad: oh God

Me: MY FATHER

Dad: not again

Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

Dad: no I didn't

Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

Dad: you're not even a boy

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they are more brave than I am.

(Source: chrisidk)

harrysweets:

i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just

read this if ur gay ahahaHAHAHAHA IT’S TOO LATE WELCOME FRIEND

(Source: tupacabra)

kuroneko-kun:

I still count on my fingers.